📈 HRYUKONOMICS
Witness the unstoppable rise of $HRYUK — the national memecoin.
$HRYUK VALUE OVER TIME:
▓▓▓▓▓▓ 1000%
▓▓▓ 500%
▓ 100%
* Numbers not verified by any economist.
📰 DAILY HRYUK
🔥 Hryukov out-hryuked the opposition with one deep oink.
🐽 Ministry of Logic closed indefinitely for suspicious thinking.
🥫 National anthem updated to include canned beans solo.
🏛 THE PARTY
- ☑ Replace all voting machines with sausage dispensers
- ☑ Mandatory flag-waving at sunrise
- ☑ Every citizen receives honorary snout badge
- ☑ Introduce universal pig dialect in schools
- ☑ Free root vegetables for all loyal comrades